On May 5, I went to Keeneland racetrack in Lexington, Kentucky. I checked into a motel and they gave me room 5. On the way to the track I noticed the speed limit was 55. When I got to the window I bet 5 dollars in the fifth race on a horse named Double Nickel. The nag went off at 5 to 1.
Yep. You guessed.
The horse came in fifth.
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